Seriously mom? Again with the camera? Can’t you see that I am busy?
I have a theory about my belly button. Here, Monika. Look at my belly button.
Whoa, wait. Check this out! I have an Elmo on my diaper. How cool. Monika, look!
Man, all of this flirting show-and-tell has me really thirsty. I wish I knew how to open this bottle of Mt. Dew.
It is probably best that I don’t drink it. It makes me all wired and my eyes do this…
Ha. I made her laugh. Here mom, hold my drink.
…’cause I am just going to hang out here and stare at my girl.